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Click the chapter you want to read.  At the end of each chapter, you can find some Discussion Topics.  Click on these and start ranting.

What is Dad Rules?

Why I wrote it
What is the meaning of life?

Rule 1:  Avoid everything as long as you can
Why are men scared of babies?

Rule 7:  Take the news like a man
What is knowledge?

Rule 8:  Keep it a secret
What do you hate most about babies?

Rule 9:  everyone is not different
In what circumstances should you take drugs?

Rule 10:  shut the doors.  Disconnect the phone.  The party is here
What is birth like?

Rule 22:  parenting is a game of chess.  Play to win
What game are couples really playing?  How do you win?

Rule 34:  You can lead a horse to water, you can’t make him dance
What was the worst birthday party you ever had?

Rule 41:  always be positive
Why do you hate / love your dad?

Rule 50:   do what Dahl says
What is the most fun you’ve ever had with your family?

Rule 54:   don’t have sex with strangers
What should you do when you want sex with a stranger?

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