"Hello everyone. Andrew Clover here. The bloke who writes the Dad Rules column in the Sunday Times. Also the one who was the scary
clown in Ashes to Ashes. If you enjoy the columns, why don't you go
over to my other site - www.dadrules.co.uk - for more comedy about dads, mums, and married sex. If you're watching Ashes to Ashes, you might want to read about "Dirty Angels". It's a cult novel which was similar to Ashes to Ashes, although sadly it doesn't have Keeley Hawes in it. If you've seen me out doing stand-up, hello again."

Andrew x